A glimpse at the future lawyer: this specimen will usually not part its habitat without the standard combination of (1)pale, dehydrated skin; (2)lifeless hair; (3)un-groomed eyebrows; (4)deeply etched eye-bags;(5)Nike hoodie, which minimalises getting-ready-time so she can spend that time instead to ponder uni-dropout-turned-DD prospects;(6)a gag reflex for caffeine; (7)the self-questioning of how the hell society let her into tertiary education and (8) general incompetence.
Catch more footage of this creature in the 'Never Again Am I Chucking A Fking All-nighter She Keeps Saying Over and Over, The Stupid Mole' reality series weekly at 7a.m.
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